facepalm

Purpose: facepalm an individual or thing, or nothing in particular.
Synonyms: none

USE:

1. Use form one to do an acrobatic air-facepalm of nothing in particular.
2. Use form two when there's no possible ambiguity. In the example, there's only one statue present.
3. Use form three when there are many instances of <thing> present, and you want to facepalm one of them in particular.
4. Use forms four through eight to add a modifier, typically an intensifying adverb, to the verb.
5. Use forms four through eight to add a modifier, typically an intensifying adverb, to the verb.
6. Use forms four through eight to add a modifier, typically an intensifying adverb, to the verb.
7. Use forms four through eight to add a modifier, typically an intensifying adverb, to the verb.
8. Use forms four through eight to add a modifier, typically an intensifying adverb, to the verb.

As is typical of most TriadCity commands, Facepalm searches for <thing> in a specific order, starting with the room you're in, then your worn or wielded equipment, then your inventory. So, if there's a box in the room, and a box in your inventory, the command "facepalm box" will refer to the one in the room, not your inventory. You'd need to use "facepalm 2.box" for the latter.

Facepalm can be modified with an arbitrary word of your choice. Usually you'll use an intensifying adverb as shown in the examples above. Note that Facepalm does not use this modifier as a search specifier when looking for <thing>. Instead Facepalm displays this modifier via the Game channel. Thus you can "facepalm greedily", "facepalm sarcastically,", and so on. You can also "facepalm 18373649" or "facepalm toothpaste-like", so, please don't. It's up to you to get the syntax right.