The TriadCity Adventurer

All the News that Causes Fits — March 25, 2014

Interview With the Vampire

By Occam
Month of Goats 27, Year of the Dragon 7

Believe you me, I felt my horse and cart thump as I climbed those stairs. Heard the rush, felt the pulse. Fit to alley, I don't mind to admit, and a rough house of it. Some bleeding thing up there wants me for pudding. Bloody hell.

Why I paid such little bacon to decor is your sweet Tess and mine. You'd think I'd be gobsmacked by the penthouse of the bloody Ba Pef Hotel. No, not by that. By my hostess, who was so... so... compelling. I could look only to her, and though by Tom Jones I can't say what she looks like, I can testify that I've seen her everywhere in TriadCity, and so have you.

Occam:  The Central Computer itself has guaranteed my safety...

Vampire:  Now, now. [Her voice is soothing, like a mother comforting a frightened child.] You're my guest! Have some ginger ale.

Occam:  I was expecting...

Vampire:  Bloody marys? Blood sausage, blood pudding? I'm a strict vegan. Would you like some celery?


New Stores in Virtual Vegas

Virtual Vegas' upscale Third Floor Galleria now hosts a half dozen trend-setting new shops:

  • Retro Denim: if it's not blue, we don't carry it.
  • Mary Quant Revival: Swinging London, without the untidy marching.
  • Queen Bee Salon: for the elite bouffant.
  • Wilder Western Wear: when only the finest chaps will do.
  • Hippie Heaven: '60s fashions, without the untidy marching.
  • Charisma City: if you want it bright, here it is.

Bring the kids! Bring the nanny! See you today.

New Films Showing in Merchant City

The Metropolitan Theater is proudly showing Fritz Lang's 1927 Expressionist masterpiece, Metropolis.

The Theatre du Roi shows Jean-Christophe Averty's 1965 film version of Jarry's Ubu Roi.

Zarathustra's Coffee House and Theatre shows key works by Eisenstein and Vertov.

Free popcorn! If you employ a nanny, you probably won't enjoy yourself.


Top Characters By Level

26 Aly
26 Viana
25 Alexis
25 Ylva
24 Gwene
23 Herbz
23 Laia
23 Rienne
22 Dorcha
22 ZodiacWoman

Top Characters By Connect Time

235d: 8h: 25m Gwene
147d: 11h: 59m Harleyquinn
93d: 4h: 56m Leroi
91d: 10h: 8m Granger
88d: 21h: 33m Jococo
86d: 22h: 0m Mannikin
85d: 16h: 6m Pantomime
78d: 15h: 57m Greella
72d: 10h: 1m Kylter
67d: 21h: 24m Mystier

Total Connect Time By Gender

5y: 313d: 23h: 46m Women
2y: 324d: 13h: 28m Men


NPC Deaths This Week

7,431 mosquito
5,869 condemned criminal
5,729 condemned criminal
4,352 flea
3,536 fly
907 pigeon
552 wasp
183 lame horse
174 three-legged dog
171 aged camel
31 dump rat
14 dump rat
12 beastly fido
11 beastly fido
3 Stormtrooper
3 slave

Wanted By CrimeNet



Chariot Factions Ranked by Victories

RED 3,933
BLUE 2,454
GREEN 1,677
WHITE 1,601

Top Ten Charioteers Ranked by Victories

Porphyrius 720
Pontius Epaphroditus 621
Scortius 562
Olympus 520
Epaphroditus 498
Olympianus 492
Juvencus 476
Diocles 465
Lacerta 432
Diomedes 418


This Week's Connect Time By Character

Harleyquinn 1d: 0h: 22m
Pantomime 23h: 6m
Millicent 19h: 28m
Greella 18h: 2m
Leroi 14h: 35m
Kylter 13h: 42m
Analder 11h: 38m
Granger 10h: 43m
Kelvin 10h: 8m
Mannikin 5h: 53m
Guest-3 0h: 6m
Guest-2 0h: 3m


New This Week


Spiffs This Week


2: 105
3: 244
4: 433
5: 719
6: 1,129
7: 1,790
8: 2,801
9: 4,465
10: 6,632
11: 10,064
12: 15,802
13: 23,637
14: 37,862
15: 61,622
16: 98,547
17: 153,370
18: 245,161
19: 385,372
20: 618,526
21: 1,028,461
22: 1,564,432
23: 2,309,972
24: 4,852,703
25: 7,261,351
26: 7,454,489


Redemptions By Character




– NorthWestern Third: Barmalindar evolution
– NorthWestern Third: Agora
– NorthEastern Third: Paris Gardens: blood sports
– NorthEastern Third: Maboj bot Ob evolution
– NorthEastern Third: Palatine
– Southern Third: The Garden of Forking Paths – Southern Third: Nightmare Clinic


– NorthEastern Third: Gold Mine