The TriadCity Adventurer

All the News that Causes Fits — March 25, 2014

Interview With the Vampire

By Occam
Month of Goats 27, Year of the Dragon 7

Believe you me, I felt my horse and cart thump as I climbed those stairs. Heard the rush, felt the pulse. Fit to alley, I don't mind to admit, and a rough house of it. Some bleeding thing up there wants me for pudding. Bloody hell.

Why I paid such little bacon to decor is your sweet Tess and mine. You'd think I'd be gobsmacked by the penthouse of the bloody Ba Pef Hotel. No, not by that. By my hostess, who was so... so... compelling. I could look only to her, and though by Tom Jones I can't say what she looks like, I can testify that I've seen her everywhere in TriadCity, and so have you.

Occam:  The Central Computer itself has guaranteed my safety...

Vampire:  Now, now. [Her voice is soothing, like a mother comforting a frightened child.] You're my guest! Have some ginger ale.

Occam:  I was expecting...

Vampire:  Bloody marys? Blood sausage, blood pudding? I'm a strict vegan. Would you like some celery?


New Stores in Virtual Vegas

Virtual Vegas' upscale Third Floor Galleria now hosts a half dozen trend-setting new shops:

  • Retro Denim: if it's not blue, we don't carry it.
  • Mary Quant Revival: Swinging London, without the untidy marching.
  • Queen Bee Salon: for the elite bouffant.
  • Wilder Western Wear: when only the finest chaps will do.
  • Hippie Heaven: '60s fashions, without the untidy marching.
  • Charisma City: if you want it bright, here it is.

Bring the kids! Bring the nanny! See you today.

New Films Showing in Merchant City

The Metropolitan Theater is proudly showing Fritz Lang's 1927 Expressionist masterpiece, Metropolis.

The Theatre du Roi shows Jean-Christophe Averty's 1965 film version of Jarry's Ubu Roi.

Zarathustra's Coffee House and Theatre shows key works by Eisenstein and Vertov.

Free popcorn! If you employ a nanny, you probably won't enjoy yourself.


Top Characters By Level

27 Viana
26 Aly
25 Alexis
25 Ylva
24 Gwene
24 Ria
23 Herbz
23 Laia
23 Rienne
22 Dorcha

Top Characters By Connect Time

235d: 10h: 57m Gwene
168d: 16h: 20m Greella
148d: 12h: 17m Harleyquinn
145d: 4h: 17m Granger
144d: 18h: 43m Pantomime
125d: 19h: 10m Leroi
113d: 13h: 48m Mannikin
109d: 20h: 48m Millicent
96d: 13h: 28m Analder
88d: 21h: 33m Jococo

Total Connect Time By Gender

7y: 8d: 9h: 19m Women
3y: 30d: 0h: 30m Men


NPC Deaths This Week

7,504 mosquito
5,858 condemned criminal
5,811 condemned criminal
4,386 flea
3,445 fly
945 pigeon
527 wasp
156 aged camel
154 lame horse
146 three-legged dog
32 dump rat
22 toddler arachnid
20 dump rat
12 beastly fido
10 beastly fido
2 slave

Wanted By CrimeNet



Chariot Factions Ranked by Victories

RED 3,933
BLUE 2,454
GREEN 1,677
WHITE 1,601

Top Ten Charioteers Ranked by Victories

Porphyrius 720
Pontius Epaphroditus 621
Scortius 562
Olympus 520
Epaphroditus 498
Olympianus 492
Juvencus 476
Diocles 465
Lacerta 432
Diomedes 418


This Week's Connect Time By Character

Greella 1d: 1h: 43m
Millicent 19h: 54m
Analder 10h: 44m
Mannikin 9h: 42m
Leroi 6h: 49m
Aly 6h: 35m
Remy 5h: 6m
Scarlet 0h: 24m
Dax 0h: 8m
Thelfusa 0h: 2m
Alexis 0h: 1m
Guest-8 0h: 0m


New This Week

9778 LouieZek 2024-03-02


Spiffs This Week


2: 105
3: 244
4: 433
5: 717
6: 1,128
7: 1,788
8: 2,797
9: 4,450
10: 6,628
11: 10,122
12: 15,803
13: 23,662
14: 37,882
15: 61,622
16: 98,232
17: 152,846
18: 244,053
19: 383,378
20: 618,526
21: 1,028,461
22: 1,564,432
23: 2,309,972
24: 4,852,703
25: 7,261,351
26: 7,454,489


Redemptions By Character

Viana 10



– NorthWestern Third: Barmalindar evolution
– NorthWestern Third: Agora
– NorthEastern Third: Paris Gardens: blood sports
– NorthEastern Third: Maboj bot Ob evolution
– NorthEastern Third: Palatine
– Southern Third: The Garden of Forking Paths – Southern Third: Nightmare Clinic


– NorthEastern Third: Gold Mine