The TriadCity Adventurer

All the News that Causes Fits — March 25, 2014


Interview With the Vampire

By Occam
Month of Goats 27, Year of the Dragon 7

Believe you me, I felt my horse and cart thump as I climbed those stairs. Heard the rush, felt the pulse. Fit to alley, I don't mind to admit, and a rough house of it. Some bleeding thing up there wants me for pudding. Bloody hell.

Why I paid such little bacon to decor is your sweet Tess and mine. You'd think I'd be gobsmacked by the penthouse of the bloody Ba Pef Hotel. No, not by that. By my hostess, who was so... so... compelling. I could look only to her, and though by Tom Jones I can't say what she looks like, I can testify that I've seen her everywhere in TriadCity, and so have you.

Occam:  The Central Computer itself has guaranteed my safety...

Vampire:  Now, now. [Her voice is soothing, like a mother comforting a frightened child.] You're my guest! Have some ginger ale.

Occam:  I was expecting...

Vampire:  Bloody marys? Blood sausage, blood pudding? I'm a strict vegan. Would you like some celery?

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New Stores in Virtual Vegas

Virtual Vegas' upscale Third Floor Galleria now hosts a half dozen trend-setting new shops:

  • Retro Denim: if it's not blue, we don't carry it.
  • Mary Quant Revival: Swinging London, without the untidy marching.
  • Queen Bee Salon: for the elite bouffant.
  • Wilder Western Wear: when only the finest chaps will do.
  • Hippie Heaven: '60s fashions, without the untidy marching.
  • Charisma City: if you want it bright, here it is.

Bring the kids! Bring the nanny! See you today.


New Films Showing in Merchant City

The Metropolitan Theater is proudly showing Fritz Lang's 1927 Expressionist masterpiece, Metropolis.

The Theatre du Roi shows Jean-Christophe Averty's 1965 film version of Jarry's Ubu Roi.

Zarathustra's Coffee House and Theatre shows key works by Eisenstein and Vertov.

Free popcorn! If you employ a nanny, you probably won't enjoy yourself.


LEADER BOARD


Top Characters By Level

26 Aly
26 Viana
25 Alexis
25 Ylva
24 Gwene
23 Herbz
23 Laia
23 Rienne
22 Dorcha
22 ZodiacWoman

Top Characters By Connect Time

235d: 8h: 23m Gwene
57d: 11h: 2m Ria
54d: 19h: 32m Ylva
47d: 15h: 47m Robinahood
46d: 13h: 18m Tahquitz
46d: 6h: 46m Harleyquinn
44d: 8h: 8m Pantomime
43d: 21h: 0m Zensekai
42d: 12h: 54m Mystier
42d: 10h: 50m Leroi

Total Connect Time By Gender

4y: 155d: 13h: 51m Women
2y: 225d: 22h: 23m Men

POLICE BLOTTER


NPC Deaths This Week

7,356 mosquito
5,559 condemned criminal
5,425 condemned criminal
4,424 flea
3,640 fly
982 pigeon
496 wasp
251 three-legged dog
251 lame horse
227 aged camel
49 dump rat
37 dump rat
20 slave
20 infant arachnid
18 dump rat
14 ROUSE
13 beastly fido
12 Stormtrooper
12 MC Member
12 MC Officer
8 beastly fido
5 MC Prospect
4 ghoul
3 deathsucker
3 MC President
3 toddler arachnid
2 deathsucker
1 Palatine domus servant
1 Palatine guard
1 junior gaslighter

Wanted By CrimeNet

Farin
Sigi
aryaomino
Dina

SPORTING GREEN


Chariot Factions Ranked by Victories

RED 3,933
BLUE 2,454
GREEN 1,677
WHITE 1,601

Top Ten Charioteers Ranked by Victories

Porphyrius 720
Pontius Epaphroditus 621
Scortius 562
Olympus 520
Epaphroditus 498
Olympianus 492
Juvencus 476
Diocles 465
Lacerta 432
Diomedes 418

TOURISM


This Week's Connect Time By Character

Harleyquinn 2d: 6h: 43m
Leroi 1d: 21h: 1m
Mystier 1d: 9h: 47m
Granger 1d: 7h: 3m
Kelvin 1d: 5h: 4m
Pantomime 1d: 1h: 1m
Jococo 20h: 57m
Golem 19h: 49m
Analder 9h: 54m
Accord 5h: 18m
Mannikin 3h: 6m
Aly 1h: 20m
Remy 0h: 10m
Echoes 0h: 4m
Viana 0h: 2m

NEW CHARACTERS


New This Week



BUG SPIFFS


Spiffs This Week



AVERAGE EXP AT LEVEL



2: 105
3: 244
4: 434
5: 718
6: 1,127
7: 1,740
8: 2,712
9: 4,277
10: 6,602
11: 9,997
12: 15,770
13: 23,637
14: 37,862
15: 61,791
16: 98,547
17: 153,370
18: 245,161
19: 387,520
20: 618,526
21: 1,028,461
22: 1,564,432
23: 2,309,972
24: 4,852,703
25: 7,261,351
26: 7,454,489

REWARD POINT REDEMPTIONS


Redemptions By Character

 

CONSTRUCTION


Poobah

– NorthWestern Third: Barmalindar evolution
– NorthWestern Third: Agora
– NorthEastern Third: Paris Gardens: blood sports
– NorthEastern Third: Maboj bot Ob evolution
– NorthEastern Third: Palatine
– Southern Third: The Garden of Forking Paths – Southern Third: Nightmare Clinic

TelGar

– NorthEastern Third: Gold Mine