The TriadCity Adventurer

All the News that Causes Fits — March 25, 2014


Interview With the Vampire

By Occam
Month of Goats 27, Year of the Dragon 7

Believe you me, I felt my horse and cart thump as I climbed those stairs. Heard the rush, felt the pulse. Fit to alley, I don't mind to admit, and a rough house of it. Some bleeding thing up there wants me for pudding. Bloody hell.

Why I paid such little bacon to decor is your sweet Tess and mine. You'd think I'd be gobsmacked by the penthouse of the bloody Ba Pef Hotel. No, not by that. By my hostess, who was so... so... compelling. I could look only to her, and though by Tom Jones I can't say what she looks like, I can testify that I've seen her everywhere in TriadCity, and so have you.

Occam:  The Central Computer itself has guaranteed my safety...

Vampire:  Now, now. [Her voice is soothing, like a mother comforting a frightened child.] You're my guest! Have some ginger ale.

Occam:  I was expecting...

Vampire:  Bloody marys? Blood sausage, blood pudding? I'm a strict vegan. Would you like some celery?

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New Stores in Virtual Vegas

Virtual Vegas' upscale Third Floor Galleria now hosts a half dozen trend-setting new shops:

  • Retro Denim: if it's not blue, we don't carry it.
  • Mary Quant Revival: Swinging London, without the untidy marching.
  • Queen Bee Salon: for the elite bouffant.
  • Wilder Western Wear: when only the finest chaps will do.
  • Hippie Heaven: '60s fashions, without the untidy marching.
  • Charisma City: if you want it bright, here it is.

Bring the kids! Bring the nanny! See you today.


New Films Showing in Merchant City

The Metropolitan Theater is proudly showing Fritz Lang's 1927 Expressionist masterpiece, Metropolis.

The Theatre du Roi shows Jean-Christophe Averty's 1965 film version of Jarry's Ubu Roi.

Zarathustra's Coffee House and Theatre shows key works by Eisenstein and Vertov.

Free popcorn! If you employ a nanny, you probably won't enjoy yourself.


LEADER BOARD


Top Characters By Level

27 Viana
26 Aly
25 Alexis
25 Ylva
24 Gwene
24 Ria
23 Herbz
23 Laia
23 Rienne
22 Dorcha

Top Characters By Connect Time

235d: 10h: 57m Gwene
175d: 10h: 44m Greella
148d: 12h: 17m Harleyquinn
145d: 4h: 17m Granger
144d: 18h: 43m Pantomime
128d: 19h: 14m Leroi
115d: 13h: 34m Mannikin
114d: 16h: 40m Millicent
98d: 18h: 45m Analder
88d: 21h: 33m Jococo

Total Connect Time By Gender

7y: 22d: 12h: 31m Women
3y: 35d: 6h: 20m Men

POLICE BLOTTER


NPC Deaths This Week

7,364 mosquito
5,600 condemned criminal
5,571 condemned criminal
4,312 flea
3,688 fly
843 pigeon
486 wasp
261 three-legged dog
241 lame horse
238 aged camel
35 dump rat
23 dump rat
8 ROUSE
6 beastly fido
2 beastly fido
1 slave

Wanted By CrimeNet

Farin
Sigi
aryaomino
Dina

SPORTING GREEN


Chariot Factions Ranked by Victories

RED 3,933
BLUE 2,454
GREEN 1,677
WHITE 1,601

Top Ten Charioteers Ranked by Victories

Porphyrius 720
Pontius Epaphroditus 621
Scortius 562
Olympus 520
Epaphroditus 498
Olympianus 492
Juvencus 476
Diocles 465
Lacerta 432
Diomedes 418

TOURISM


This Week's Connect Time By Character

Greella 20h: 16m
Leroi 11h: 3m
Millicent 9h: 22m
Analder 7h: 5m
Mannikin 4h: 33m
Mariana 1h: 30m
Scarlet 1h: 5m
Niun 0h: 6m
Remy 0h: 0m

NEW CHARACTERS


New This Week

9792 Divinity 2024-04-11

BUG SPIFFS


Spiffs This Week



AVERAGE EXP AT LEVEL



2: 105
3: 244
4: 433
5: 717
6: 1,128
7: 1,788
8: 2,797
9: 4,450
10: 6,628
11: 10,122
12: 15,803
13: 23,662
14: 37,882
15: 61,622
16: 98,232
17: 152,846
18: 244,053
19: 383,378
20: 618,526
21: 1,028,461
22: 1,564,432
23: 2,309,972
24: 4,852,703
25: 7,261,351
26: 7,454,489

REWARD POINT REDEMPTIONS


Redemptions By Character

 

CONSTRUCTION


Poobah

– NorthWestern Third: Barmalindar evolution
– NorthWestern Third: Agora
– NorthEastern Third: Paris Gardens: blood sports
– NorthEastern Third: Maboj bot Ob evolution
– NorthEastern Third: Palatine
– Southern Third: The Garden of Forking Paths – Southern Third: Nightmare Clinic

TelGar

– NorthEastern Third: Gold Mine