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For three days I wandered the Punishment maze trying to keep my focus on thoughts of sunshine, friends, and the open air. I kept telling myself: eventually you will get out, eventually the puns will stop. And I did get out, but it was a living hell while I was in there.

The NorthWest Assembly should consider themselves on notice. If that maze is not cruel and unusual I don't know what is. At this time, my associates and I are exploring the legal channels available to us. If there is anyone out there who can help us to press our case against the NorthWest, please let us know.

I have heard on the grapevine of a person called Rever who might be able to assist you legally, Qiu, but I have no idea how to contact him.

I would like to add my wholehearted support to your cause.... that place ought not to be allowed to continue. It's a wonder anyone comes out of there and still remains sane. They ought not to be allowed to mess with our heads in this way. I suspect some kind of plot to brainwash us all. Cruel and unusual indeed. Let me know if I can help in any way to bring this case.

I'm with yeh on this one, mate. The NW has gone a wee bit too far with this. I do hav' teh say this for 'em though, I'd rather go to New Jersey with Gwen Stefani then ever try to commit another crime in that third. Oh God! Make it stop will yeh? I can't take much more of this mental anguish!

In case it may be of interest. Informed sources insist in not-for-attribution interviews that, while PUNishment today consists of four levels, the NorthWest Assembly's intention is to expand it to ten. Construction, I am told, is in progress. I hope this information is helpful to the reading public.

Please Qiu, sue them!! I can't find my way out of here, I'm so lost!

I evah dear ruoy stnialpmoc dna leef ereht emos gnorts laitnetop ni ruoy esac.

I lliw tcatnoc uoy niaga noos...

-Rever

Sigh. That's all we need........ a backwards writing lawyer. I hope your courtroom skills are up to this, Rever? We look forward to hearing further from you in due course.

A backwards writing lawyer whose name is a palindrome.

Just take me now Luz! Spare me from that torment again. TEN levels? For once I am actually lost for words......... aaaargh.

Rever, can you help us get in touch with anyone in office who might be able to do something about this situation?

Ever hopeful,
Qiu

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