The TriadCity Adventurer

All the News that Causes Fits — March 25, 2014


Interview With the Vampire

By Occam
Month of Goats 27, Year of the Dragon 7

Believe you me, I felt my horse and cart thump as I climbed those stairs. Heard the rush, felt the pulse. Fit to alley, I don't mind to admit, and a rough house of it. Some bleeding thing up there wants me for pudding. Bloody hell.

Why I paid such little bacon to decor is your sweet Tess and mine. You'd think I'd be gobsmacked by the penthouse of the bloody Ba Pef Hotel. No, not by that. By my hostess, who was so... so... compelling. I could look only to her, and though by Tom Jones I can't say what she looks like, I can testify that I've seen her everywhere in TriadCity, and so have you.

Occam:  The Central Computer itself has guaranteed my safety...

Vampire:  Now, now. [Her voice is soothing, like a mother comforting a frightened child.] You're my guest! Have some ginger ale.

Occam:  I was expecting...

Vampire:  Bloody marys? Blood sausage, blood pudding? I'm a strict vegan. Would you like some celery?

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New Stores in Virtual Vegas

Virtual Vegas' upscale Third Floor Galleria now hosts a half dozen trend-setting new shops:

  • Retro Denim: if it's not blue, we don't carry it.
  • Mary Quant Revival: Swinging London, without the untidy marching.
  • Queen Bee Salon: for the elite bouffant.
  • Wilder Western Wear: when only the finest chaps will do.
  • Hippie Heaven: '60s fashions, without the untidy marching.
  • Charisma City: if you want it bright, here it is.

Bring the kids! Bring the nanny! See you today.


New Films Showing in Merchant City

The Metropolitan Theater is proudly showing Fritz Lang's 1927 Expressionist masterpiece, Metropolis.

The Theatre du Roi shows Jean-Christophe Averty's 1965 film version of Jarry's Ubu Roi.

Zarathustra's Coffee House and Theatre shows key works by Eisenstein and Vertov.

Free popcorn! If you employ a nanny, you probably won't enjoy yourself.

LEADER BOARD

Top Characters By Level

25 Ylva
24 Aly
24 Gwene
23 Herbz
23 Laia
23 Rienne
22 Dorcha
22 ZodiacWoman
21 Alienore
21 Ilse

Top Characters By Connect Time

220d: 22h: 3m Gwene
57d: 11h: 2m Ria
52d: 11h: 47m Ylva
47d: 15h: 47m Robinahood
46d: 13h: 18m Tahquitz
43d: 21h: 0m Zensekai
39d: 10h: 56m Spider
38d: 8h: 36m Shalako
35d: 0h: 36m Alienore
26d: 18h: 31m Pasnusta

Total Connect Time By Gender

1172d: 16h: 32m Women
828d: 7h: 5m Men

POLICE BLOTTER

NPC Deaths This Week

7,441 Mosquito
5,641 Convict-NE-Condemned-Male
5,426 Convict-NE-Condemned-Female
4,500 Flea
3,665 Fly
1,014 Pigeon
445 Wasp
263 Horse-Lame
260 Dog-ThreeLegged
241 Camel-Aged
65 Rat-Dump-1
35 Rat-Dump-2
33 Fido-Beastly-Male
25 Rat-Dump-3
22 Slave-For-Blood-Sports
19 ROUSE
14 Stormtrooper
12 Fido-Beastly-Female

Wanted By CrimeNet

Farin
Sigi
aryaomino
Dina

SPORTING GREEN

Chariot Factions Ranked by Victories

RED 3,933
BLUE 2,454
GREEN 1,677
WHITE 1,601

Top Ten Charioteers Ranked by Victories

Porphyrius 720
Pontius Epaphroditus 621
Scortius 562
Olympus 520
Epaphroditus 498
Olympianus 492
Juvencus 476
Diocles 465
Lacerta 432
Diomedes 418

TOURISM

This Week's Connect Time By Character

Parameter 1d: 11h: 53m
Priyanka 1d: 3h: 34m
Myssyon 1d: 3h: 28m
Gilroy 23h: 32m
Golem 21h: 55m
Leroi 20h: 12m
Napoleon 17h: 15m
Trinket 14h: 21m
Deltroy 12h: 45m
Pantomime 11h: 48m
Mannikin 6h: 31m
Chiensha 2h: 13m
Lerandor 2h: 12m
Ivria 1h: 4m
Natata 0h: 35m
Porter 0h: 30m
Odie 0h: 17m
Djorus 0h: 11m
Zanth 0h: 5m
Vagan 0h: 0m

NEW CHARACTERS

New This Week

BUG SPIFFS

Spiffs This Week

AVERAGE EXP AT LEVEL


2: 111
3: 484
4: 426
5: 699
6: 1,086
7: 1,733
8: 2,665
9: 4,117
10: 6,395
11: 9,866
12: 15,713
13: 23,909
14: 38,419
15: 62,111
16: 99,436
17: 154,819
18: 243,053
19: 402,875
20: 639,983
21: 1,068,430
22: 1,634,845
23: 2,456,359
24: 6,676,166
25: 14,729,459

REWARD POINT REDEMPTIONS

Redemptions By Character

CONSTRUCTION

Poobah

– NorthWestern Third: Barmalindar evolution
– NorthEastern Third: Haunted Mansion top floor
– NorthEastern Third: Paris Gardens: blood sports
– NorthEastern Third: Maboj bot Ob evolution
– NorthEastern Third: Palatine
– Southern Third: Globe Theatre
– Southern Third: Noobatorium
– Southern Third: The Garden of Forking Paths

TelGar

– NorthEastern Third: Gold Mine
 

REAL ESTATE

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