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Interview With the Vampire

By Occam
Month of Goats 27, Year of the Dragon 7

Believe you me, I felt my horse and cart thump as I climbed those stairs. Heard the rush, felt the pulse. Fit to alley, I don't mind to admit, and a rough house of it. Some bleeding thing up there wants me for pudding. Bloody hell.

Why I paid such little bacon to decor is your sweet Tess and mine. You'd think I'd be gobsmacked by the penthouse of the bloody Ba Pef Hotel. No, not by that. By my hostess, who was so... so... compelling. I could look only to her, and though by Tom Jones I can't say what she looks like, I can testify that I've seen her everywhere in TriadCity, and so have you.

Occam: The Central Computer itself has guaranteed my safety...

Vampire: Now, now. [Her voice is soothing, like a mother comforting a frightened child.] You're my guest! Have some ginger ale.

Occam: I was expecting...

Vampire: Bloody marys? Blood sausage, blood pudding? I'm a strict vegan. Would you like some celery?

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New Stores in Virtual Vegas

Virtual Vegas' upscale Third Floor Galleria now hosts a half dozen trend-setting new shops:

Retro Denim: if it's not blue, we don't carry it.
Mary Quant Revival: Swinging London, without the untidy marching.
Queen Bee Salon: for the elite bouffant.
Wilder Western Wear: when only the finest chaps will do.
Hippie Heaven: '60s fashions, without the untidy marching.
Charisma City: if you want it bright, here it is.

Bring the kids! Bring the nanny! See you today.

New Films Showing in Merchant City

The Metropolitan Theater is proudly showing Fritz Lang's 1927 Expressionist masterpiece, Metropolis.

The Theatre du Roi shows Jean-Christophe Averty's 1965 film version of Jarry's Ubu Roi.

Zarathustra's Coffee House and Theatre shows key works by Eisenstein and Vertov.

Free popcorn! If you employ a nanny, you probably won't enjoy yourself.

LEADER BOARD

Top Characters By Level

27 Viana
26 Aly
25 Alexis
25 Ylva
24 Gwene
24 Ria
23 Herbz
23 Laia
23 Rienne
22 Dorcha

Top Characters By Connect Time

235d: 10h: 57m Gwene
178d: 3h: 2m Greella
148d: 12h: 17m Harleyquinn
145d: 4h: 17m Granger
144d: 18h: 43m Pantomime
129d: 9h: 54m Leroi
116d: 1h: 29m Mannikin
115d: 21h: 27m Millicent
99d: 3h: 2m Analder
88d: 21h: 33m Jococo

Total Connect Time By Gender

7y: 26d: 23h: 26m Women
3y: 36d: 5h: 21m Men

POLICE BLOTTER

NPC Deaths This Week

7,462 mosquito
5,558 condemned criminal
5,378 condemned criminal
4,399 flea
3,602 fly
911 pigeon
519 wasp
272 lame horse
268 three-legged dog
254 aged camel
68 dump rat
32 dump rat
19 beastly fido
16 ROUSE
13 beastly fido
10 dump rat
7 Stormtrooper
3 slave

Wanted By CrimeNet

Farin
Sigi
aryaomino
Dina

SPORTING GREEN

Chariot Factions Ranked by Victories

RED 3,933
BLUE 2,454
GREEN 1,677
WHITE 1,601

Top Ten Charioteers Ranked by Victories

Porphyrius 720
Pontius Epaphroditus 621
Scortius 562
Olympus 520
Epaphroditus 498
Olympianus 492
Juvencus 476
Diocles 465
Lacerta 432
Diomedes 418

TOURISM

This Week's Connect Time By Character

Greella 1d: 13h: 17m
Millicent 19h: 19m
Leroi 12h: 20m
Mannikin 7h: 6m
Analder 5h: 57m
Ayla34 0h: 12m
Guest-1 0h: 6m

NEW CHARACTERS

New This Week

BUG SPIFFS

Spiffs This Week

AVERAGE EXP AT LEVEL

2: 105
3: 244
4: 433
5: 717
6: 1,128
7: 1,788
8: 2,797
9: 4,450
10: 6,628
11: 10,122
12: 15,803
13: 23,662
14: 37,882
15: 61,622
16: 98,232
17: 152,846
18: 244,053
19: 383,378
20: 618,526
21: 1,028,461
22: 1,564,432
23: 2,309,972
24: 4,852,703
25: 7,261,351
26: 7,454,489

REWARD POINT REDEMPTIONS

Redemptions By Character

CONSTRUCTION

Poobah

– NorthWestern Third: Barmalindar evolution
– NorthWestern Third: Agora
– NorthEastern Third: Paris Gardens: blood sports
– NorthEastern Third: Maboj bot Ob evolution
– NorthEastern Third: Palatine
– Southern Third: The Garden of Forking Paths – Southern Third: Nightmare Clinic

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Interview With the Vampire