The TriadCity Adventurer

All the News that Causes Fits - March 25, 2014

Interview With the Vampire

By Occam
Month of Goats 27, Year of the Dragon 7

Believe you me, I felt my horse and cart thump as I climbed those stairs. Heard the rush, felt the pulse. Fit to alley, I don't mind to admit, and a rough house of it. Some bleeding thing up there wants me for pudding. Bloody hell.

Why I paid such little bacon to decor is your sweet Tess and mine. You'd think I'd be gobsmacked by the penthouse of the bloody Ba Pef Hotel. No, not by that. By my hostess, who was so... so... compelling. I could look only to her, and though by Tom Jones I can't say what she looks like, I can testify that I've seen her everywhere in TriadCity, and so have you.

Occam:  The Central Computer itself has guaranteed my safety...

Vampire:  Now, now. [Her voice is soothing, like a mother comforting a frightened child.] You're my guest! Have some ginger ale.

Occam:  I was expecting...

Vampire:  Bloody marys? Blood sausage, blood pudding? I'm a strict vegan. Would you like some celery?


New Stores in Virtual Vegas

Virtual Vegas' upscale Third Floor Galleria now hosts a half dozen trend-setting new shops:

  • Retro Denim: if it's not blue, we don't carry it.
  • Mary Quant Revival: Swinging London, without the untidy marching.
  • Queen Bee Salon: for the elite bouffant.
  • Wilder Western Wear: when only the finest chaps will do.
  • Hippie Heaven: '60s fashions, without the untidy marching.
  • Charisma City: if you want it bright, here it is.

Bring the kids! Bring the nanny! See you today.

New Films Showing in Merchant City

The Metropolitan Theater is proudly showing Fritz Lang's 1927 Expressionist masterpiece, Metropolis.

The Theatre du Roi shows Jean-Christophe Averty's 1965 film version of Jarry's Ubu Roi.

Zarathustra's Coffee House and Theatre shows key works by Eisenstein and Vertov.

Free popcorn! If you employ a nanny, you probably won't enjoy yourself.


Top Characters By Level

24 Gwene
24 Ylva
23 Herbz
22 Dorcha
22 ZodiacWoman
21 Alienore
21 LadyUnicorn
21 Lavender
21 Vanillaa
21 Viridian

Top Characters By Connect Time

117d: 23h: 57m gwene
91d: 15h: 13m Gwene
54d: 10h: 21m Ria
49d: 15h: 54m Ylva
47d: 15h: 47m RobinaHood
46d: 13h: 18m Tahquitz
43d: 20h: 51m Zensekai
39d: 10h: 56m Spider
38d: 8h: 36m Shalako
34d: 13h: 50m Alienore

Total Connect Time By Gender

1035d: 23h: 53m Women
767d: 7h: 49m Men


NPC Deaths This Week

7,458 Mosquito
5,833 Convict-NE-Condemned-Female
5,718 Convict-NE-Condemned-Male
4,404 Flea
3,760 Fly
2,170 ArachnidToddler
950 Pigeon
556 Wasp
328 Mummy
328 Skeleton
301 Zombie
276 Dog-ThreeLegged
275 Horse-Lame
273 Camel-Aged
128 Ghast
116 Slave-For-Blood-Sports
71 Ghoul
22 Fido-Beastly-Female
20 Fido-Beastly-Male
18 ArachnidInfant
18 Stormtrooper
1 Rat-Dump-3
1 Midgaard-white-king-3611

Wanted By CrimeNet



Chariot Factions Ranked by Victories

RED 3,933
BLUE 2,454
GREEN 1,677
WHITE 1,601

Top Ten Charioteers Ranked by Victories

Porphyrius 720
Pontius Epaphroditus 621
Scortius 562
Olympus 520
Epaphroditus 498
Olympianus 492
Juvencus 476
Diocles 465
Lacerta 432
Diomedes 418


This Week's Connect Time By Character

Laia 2d: 1h: 23m
Gwene 1d: 22h: 21m
Misch 1d: 5h: 37m
Ilse 8h: 41m
Ria 7h: 8m
Thelfusa 4h: 37m
Ylva 2h: 41m
Anya 1h: 49m
Tetris 0h: 43m
Alienore 0h: 15m
Raluna 0h: 15m
Ivria 0h: 11m
Neodin 0h: 11m
Laina 0h: 1m


New This Week

8550 epitonetiape 2019-10-07
8551 lrassellkath 2019-10-12


Spiffs This Week

Laia 1,000
Misch 850
Ria 350
Gwene 100


2: 105
3: 235
4: 428
5: 706
6: 1,083
7: 1,710
8: 2,623
9: 4,053
10: 6,327
11: 9,893
12: 15,601
13: 23,525
14: 37,976
15: 61,537
16: 98,793
17: 153,692
18: 239,959
19: 403,418
20: 629,555
21: 1,006,296
22: 1,558,250
23: 1,958,563
24: 10,223,644


Redemptions By Character



– NorthEastern Third: Haunted Mansion
– NorthEastern Third: Paris Gardens: blood sports in progress
– NorthWestern Third: Barmalindar evolution
– Southern Third: Westminster: The Garden of Forking Paths


– NorthEastern Third: Gold Mine