The TriadCity Adventurer

All the News that Causes Fits — March 25, 2014

Interview With the Vampire

By Occam
Month of Goats 27, Year of the Dragon 7

Believe you me, I felt my horse and cart thump as I climbed those stairs. Heard the rush, felt the pulse. Fit to alley, I don't mind to admit, and a rough house of it. Some bleeding thing up there wants me for pudding. Bloody hell.

Why I paid such little bacon to decor is your sweet Tess and mine. You'd think I'd be gobsmacked by the penthouse of the bloody Ba Pef Hotel. No, not by that. By my hostess, who was so... so... compelling. I could look only to her, and though by Tom Jones I can't say what she looks like, I can testify that I've seen her everywhere in TriadCity, and so have you.

Occam:  The Central Computer itself has guaranteed my safety...

Vampire:  Now, now. [Her voice is soothing, like a mother comforting a frightened child.] You're my guest! Have some ginger ale.

Occam:  I was expecting...

Vampire:  Bloody marys? Blood sausage, blood pudding? I'm a strict vegan. Would you like some celery?


New Stores in Virtual Vegas

Virtual Vegas' upscale Third Floor Galleria now hosts a half dozen trend-setting new shops:

  • Retro Denim: if it's not blue, we don't carry it.
  • Mary Quant Revival: Swinging London, without the untidy marching.
  • Queen Bee Salon: for the elite bouffant.
  • Wilder Western Wear: when only the finest chaps will do.
  • Hippie Heaven: '60s fashions, without the untidy marching.
  • Charisma City: if you want it bright, here it is.

Bring the kids! Bring the nanny! See you today.

New Films Showing in Merchant City

The Metropolitan Theater is proudly showing Fritz Lang's 1927 Expressionist masterpiece, Metropolis.

The Theatre du Roi shows Jean-Christophe Averty's 1965 film version of Jarry's Ubu Roi.

Zarathustra's Coffee House and Theatre shows key works by Eisenstein and Vertov.

Free popcorn! If you employ a nanny, you probably won't enjoy yourself.


Top Characters By Level

26 Aly
25 Ylva
24 Gwene
24 Viana
23 Herbz
23 Laia
23 Rienne
22 Dorcha
22 ZodiacWoman
21 Alienore

Top Characters By Connect Time

235d: 5h: 27m Gwene
57d: 11h: 2m Ria
54d: 15h: 45m Ylva
47d: 15h: 47m Robinahood
46d: 13h: 18m Tahquitz
43d: 21h: 0m Zensekai
39d: 10h: 56m Spider
38d: 8h: 36m Shalako
35d: 0h: 39m Alienore
26d: 18h: 31m Pasnusta

Total Connect Time By Gender

1291d: 0h: 48m Women
861d: 13h: 44m Men


NPC Deaths This Week

7,392 Mosquito
5,532 Convict-NE-Condemned-Female
5,502 Convict-NE-Condemned-Male
4,432 Flea
3,621 Fly
1,564 ArachnidInfant
1,441 Mummy
664 Pigeon
647 ArachnidToddler
531 Wasp
256 Dog-ThreeLegged
251 Horse-Lame
236 Camel-Aged
105 TriadCityLawns-Zombie
66 Rat-Dump-1
53 Rat-Dump-2
43 Slave-For-Blood-Sports
26 Rat-Dump-3
21 Fido-Beastly-Male
17 Fido-Beastly-Female
16 Stormtrooper
13 DeathSuckerMale
12 Skeleton
12 DeathSuckerFemale
11 JunkFoodJungle-GiantPotatoChip
5 JunkFoodJungle-GiantCornChip
2 JunkFoodJungle-AmericanCheeseSlice
1 Ghast
1 JunkFoodJungle-GiantTwinkie
1 JunkFoodJungle-GiantTaterTot

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Chariot Factions Ranked by Victories

RED 3,933
BLUE 2,454
GREEN 1,677
WHITE 1,601

Top Ten Charioteers Ranked by Victories

Porphyrius 720
Pontius Epaphroditus 621
Scortius 562
Olympus 520
Epaphroditus 498
Olympianus 492
Juvencus 476
Diocles 465
Lacerta 432
Diomedes 418


This Week's Connect Time By Character

Aly 1d: 13h: 32m
Viana 21h: 35m
Napoleon 19h: 53m
Alexis 18h: 58m
Deltroy 18h: 33m
Mystier 14h: 44m
Kelvin 13h: 27m
Peeta 12h: 2m
Pantomime 11h: 57m
Hyacinth 9h: 47m
Chiensha 6h: 14m
Mannikin 4h: 14m
Nicky 1h: 54m
Palm 0h: 8m
Vale 0h: 1m
Gaia 0h: 0m
Sparky 0h: 0m


New This Week


Spiffs This Week

Chiensha 300
Viana 250


2: 105
3: 236
4: 424
5: 705
6: 1,100
7: 1,750
8: 2,698
9: 4,185
10: 6,503
11: 10,060
12: 15,890
13: 23,754
14: 38,064
15: 61,212
16: 97,787
17: 152,047
18: 243,348
19: 391,881
20: 622,948
21: 1,040,206
22: 1,595,384
23: 2,369,055
24: 5,454,563
25: 9,802,385
26: 7,596,987


Redemptions By Character

Cialis 10



– NorthWestern Third: Barmalindar evolution
– NorthEastern Third: Haunted Mansion top floor
– NorthEastern Third: Paris Gardens: blood sports
– NorthEastern Third: Maboj bot Ob evolution
– NorthEastern Third: Palatine
– Southern Third: Globe Theatre
– Southern Third: Noobatorium
– Southern Third: The Garden of Forking Paths


– NorthEastern Third: Gold Mine