The TriadCity Adventurer

All the News that Causes Fits - March 25, 2014


Interview With the Vampire

By Occam
Month of Goats 27, Year of the Dragon 7

Believe you me, I felt my horse and cart thump as I climbed those stairs. Heard the rush, felt the pulse. Fit to alley, I don't mind to admit, and a rough house of it. Some bleeding thing up there wants me for pudding. Bloody hell.

Why I paid such little bacon to decor is your sweet Tess and mine. You'd think I'd be gobsmacked by the penthouse of the bloody Ba Pef Hotel. No, not by that. By my hostess, who was so... so... compelling. I could look only to her, and though by Tom Jones I can't say what she looks like, I can testify that I've seen her everywhere in TriadCity, and so have you.

Occam:  The Central Computer itself has guaranteed my safety...

Vampire:  Now, now. [Her voice is soothing, like a mother comforting a frightened child.] You're my guest! Have some ginger ale.

Occam:  I was expecting...

Vampire:  Bloody marys? Blood sausage, blood pudding? I'm a strict vegan. Would you like some celery?

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New Stores in Virtual Vegas

Virtual Vegas' upscale Third Floor Galleria now hosts a half dozen trend-setting new shops:

  • Retro Denim: if it's not blue, we don't carry it.
  • Mary Quant Revival: Swinging London, without the untidy marching.
  • Queen Bee Salon: for the elite bouffant.
  • Wilder Western Wear: when only the finest chaps will do.
  • Hippie Heaven: '60s fashions, without the untidy marching.
  • Charisma City: if you want it bright, here it is.

Bring the kids! Bring the nanny! See you today.


New Films Showing in Merchant City

The Metropolitan Theater is proudly showing Fritz Lang's 1927 Expressionist masterpiece, Metropolis.

The Theatre du Roi shows Jean-Christophe Averty's 1965 film version of Jarry's Ubu Roi.

Zarathustra's Coffee House and Theatre shows key works by Eisenstein and Vertov.

Free popcorn! If you employ a nanny, you probably won't enjoy yourself.


LEADER BOARD


Top Characters By Level

25 Ylva
24 Gwene
23 Herbz
23 Laia
22 Dorcha
22 ZodiacWoman
21 Alienore
21 Ilse
21 LadyUnicorn
21 Lavender

Top Characters By Connect Time

214d: 7h: 16m Gwene
57d: 11h: 2m Ria
52d: 2h: 44m Ylva
47d: 15h: 47m Robinahood
46d: 13h: 18m Tahquitz
43d: 21h: 0m Zensekai
39d: 10h: 56m Spider
38d: 8h: 36m Shalako
35d: 0h: 36m Alienore
26d: 18h: 31m Pasnusta

Total Connect Time By Gender

1064d: 6h: 19m Women
770d: 5h: 13m Men

POLICE BLOTTER


NPC Deaths This Week

7,515 Mosquito
5,644 Convict-NE-Condemned-Female
5,573 Convict-NE-Condemned-Male
4,603 Flea
3,516 Fly
1,921 ArachnidToddler
909 Pigeon
533 Wasp
220 Dog-ThreeLegged
213 Horse-Lame
203 Camel-Aged
173 Slave-For-Blood-Sports
115 Rat-Dump-1
77 Rat-Dump-2
66 Rat-Dump-3
47 Midgaard-crawler-creepy-bug-thing-18606
37 Stormtrooper
23 Fido-Beastly-Female
17 Fido-Beastly-Male
12 ROUSE
5 Midgaard-fido-dog-3062
2 DeathSuckerFemale
2 DeathSuckerMale
2 Capitoline-YoungChild-Male
2 Capitoline-Mother
1 Capitoline-Grandfather
1 Capitoline-YoungChild-Female
1 Capitoline-Father
1 Capitoline-Adolescent-Female
1 ArachnidInfant

Wanted By CrimeNet

Farin
Sigi
aryaomino
Dina

SPORTING GREEN


Chariot Factions Ranked by Victories

RED 3,933
BLUE 2,454
GREEN 1,677
WHITE 1,601

Top Ten Charioteers Ranked by Victories

Porphyrius 720
Pontius Epaphroditus 621
Scortius 562
Olympus 520
Epaphroditus 498
Olympianus 492
Juvencus 476
Diocles 465
Lacerta 432
Diomedes 418

TOURISM


This Week's Connect Time By Character

Napoleon 1d: 10h: 52m
Priyanka 20h: 10m
Parameter 17h: 54m
Aly 17h: 30m
Royce 16h: 50m
Leonard 15h: 24m
Deltroy 9h: 45m
Chiensha 7h: 0m
Pristine 5h: 48m
Katniss 5h: 44m
Zachary 3h: 34m
Ylva 2h: 18m
Ivria 1h: 12m
Neodin 0h: 38m
Ilse 0h: 37m
Guest-1 0h: 16m
Krardo 0h: 11m
Shawnio 0h: 9m
Smelty 0h: 9m
Ceuca 0h: 8m
Kinter 0h: 0m

NEW CHARACTERS


New This Week

8609 Myssyon 2019-12-02
8619 Peda 2019-12-08

BUG SPIFFS


Spiffs This Week

Katniss 1,750
Fentanyl 250

AVERAGE EXP AT LEVEL



2: 106
3: 236
4: 428
5: 705
6: 1,080
7: 1,709
8: 2,660
9: 4,111
10: 6,407
11: 9,876
12: 15,779
13: 23,922
14: 38,469
15: 62,265
16: 99,757
17: 155,886
18: 244,075
19: 405,585
20: 645,738
21: 1,035,017
22: 1,513,345
23: 1,951,819
24: 10,223,644
25: 14,729,459

REWARD POINT REDEMPTIONS


Redemptions By Character


CONSTRUCTION


Poobah

– NorthEastern Third: Haunted Mansion
– NorthEastern Third: Paris Gardens: blood sports in progress
– NorthWestern Third: Barmalindar evolution
– Southern Third: Westminster: The Garden of Forking Paths

TelGar

– NorthEastern Third: Gold Mine