The TriadCity Adventurer

All the News that Causes Fits — March 25, 2014

Interview With the Vampire

By Occam
Month of Goats 27, Year of the Dragon 7

Believe you me, I felt my horse and cart thump as I climbed those stairs. Heard the rush, felt the pulse. Fit to alley, I don't mind to admit, and a rough house of it. Some bleeding thing up there wants me for pudding. Bloody hell.

Why I paid such little bacon to decor is your sweet Tess and mine. You'd think I'd be gobsmacked by the penthouse of the bloody Ba Pef Hotel. No, not by that. By my hostess, who was so... so... compelling. I could look only to her, and though by Tom Jones I can't say what she looks like, I can testify that I've seen her everywhere in TriadCity, and so have you.

Occam:  The Central Computer itself has guaranteed my safety...

Vampire:  Now, now. [Her voice is soothing, like a mother comforting a frightened child.] You're my guest! Have some ginger ale.

Occam:  I was expecting...

Vampire:  Bloody marys? Blood sausage, blood pudding? I'm a strict vegan. Would you like some celery?


New Stores in Virtual Vegas

Virtual Vegas' upscale Third Floor Galleria now hosts a half dozen trend-setting new shops:

  • Retro Denim: if it's not blue, we don't carry it.
  • Mary Quant Revival: Swinging London, without the untidy marching.
  • Queen Bee Salon: for the elite bouffant.
  • Wilder Western Wear: when only the finest chaps will do.
  • Hippie Heaven: '60s fashions, without the untidy marching.
  • Charisma City: if you want it bright, here it is.

Bring the kids! Bring the nanny! See you today.

New Films Showing in Merchant City

The Metropolitan Theater is proudly showing Fritz Lang's 1927 Expressionist masterpiece, Metropolis.

The Theatre du Roi shows Jean-Christophe Averty's 1965 film version of Jarry's Ubu Roi.

Zarathustra's Coffee House and Theatre shows key works by Eisenstein and Vertov.

Free popcorn! If you employ a nanny, you probably won't enjoy yourself.


Top Characters By Level

25 Aly
25 Ylva
24 Gwene
24 Viana
23 Herbz
23 Laia
23 Rienne
22 Dorcha
22 ZodiacWoman
21 Alienore

Top Characters By Connect Time

235d: 5h: 27m Gwene
57d: 11h: 2m Ria
54d: 15h: 45m Ylva
47d: 15h: 47m Robinahood
46d: 13h: 18m Tahquitz
43d: 21h: 0m Zensekai
39d: 10h: 56m Spider
38d: 8h: 36m Shalako
35d: 0h: 39m Alienore
26d: 18h: 31m Pasnusta

Total Connect Time By Gender

1284d: 12h: 55m Women
859d: 23h: 9m Men


NPC Deaths This Week

7,517 Mosquito
5,699 Convict-NE-Condemned-Female
5,629 Convict-NE-Condemned-Male
4,469 Flea
3,708 Fly
1,899 ArachnidInfant
893 ArachnidToddler
844 Pigeon
471 Wasp
359 Mummy
276 Dog-ThreeLegged
267 Horse-Lame
258 Camel-Aged
83 Rat-Dump-1
63 Slave-For-Blood-Sports
46 Rat-Dump-2
29 Rat-Dump-3
23 TriadCityLawns-Zombie
20 Fido-Beastly-Male
20 Fido-Beastly-Female
19 Stormtrooper
8 DeathSuckerMale
6 DeathSuckerFemale
4 Skeleton
2 Noobatorium-newbie-monster-18602

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Chariot Factions Ranked by Victories

RED 3,933
BLUE 2,454
GREEN 1,677
WHITE 1,601

Top Ten Charioteers Ranked by Victories

Porphyrius 720
Pontius Epaphroditus 621
Scortius 562
Olympus 520
Epaphroditus 498
Olympianus 492
Juvencus 476
Diocles 465
Lacerta 432
Diomedes 418


This Week's Connect Time By Character

Mannikin 1d: 12h: 21m
Kelvin 1d: 4h: 47m
Deltroy 1d: 0h: 54m
Peeta 23h: 35m
Pantomime 21h: 8m
Mystier 20h: 18m
Napoleon 17h: 52m
Viana 17h: 35m
Aly 11h: 24m
Hyacinth 10h: 14m
Alexis 1h: 3m
Nicky 0h: 39m
Eleutherius 0h: 32m
Talira 0h: 17m
Crane 0h: 5m
Gaia 0h: 4m
Palm 0h: 1m
Vale 0h: 0m


New This Week

8842 sira 2020-07-07
8843 cady 2020-07-07
8844 asta 2020-07-07
8840 Kruteamvuh 2020-07-01


Spiffs This Week

Calo 350
Ado 250
Alexis 100


2: 105
3: 236
4: 424
5: 705
6: 1,100
7: 1,750
8: 2,700
9: 4,188
10: 6,503
11: 10,060
12: 15,932
13: 23,769
14: 38,111
15: 61,343
16: 98,053
17: 152,489
18: 244,365
19: 391,881
20: 622,948
21: 1,040,206
22: 1,595,384
23: 2,369,055
24: 5,454,563
25: 9,802,385


Redemptions By Character



– NorthWestern Third: Barmalindar evolution
– NorthEastern Third: Haunted Mansion top floor
– NorthEastern Third: Paris Gardens: blood sports
– NorthEastern Third: Maboj bot Ob evolution
– NorthEastern Third: Palatine
– Southern Third: Globe Theatre
– Southern Third: Noobatorium
– Southern Third: The Garden of Forking Paths


– NorthEastern Third: Gold Mine