TriadCity Message of the Day
2015-10-17

If you think it's nuts at your house, come visit ours!

TriadCity's eerily creepy Asylum in the NorthEastern Third is now accepting patients, whether they like it or not. We invite you to join them during two upcoming weekends: October 24th - 25th, and October 31st - November 1st. Just in time for Halloween, hey? Open house! Balloons! Virtual cookies and punch! Interesting and useful hidden tchotchke, including the vaunted "Mayor of Crazytown" t-shirt; lobotomy picks; and training videos for do-it-yourself at-home electroconvulsive therapy! OK we're kidding about that last, but, not about the cookies. Extra super heavy freebie Saturday exp bonus, all day long! Be there, or be cray-zee!

Located at the far eastern end of General Nguyen Ngoc Loan Boulevard, The Asylum is open today for your psychological and other less subtle forms of enjoyment.

Meet you in Crazytown!

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