SmartMonsters' Bulletin Boards
Post early, post often.

I'd just like to warn other citizens that Stu, our so-called "undertaker" is back in our city.

Not only did he not fulfill his side of the bargain when I suffered a recent bereavment, but he also refuses to release me from my contract with him to officiate should I die.

I just wanted to warn others that this man is a charlatan. And he has no compassion, which is one of the most important requirements of his trade.

I must say, dear sago, that your insults are not only unjust, but rather unfair. By trying to soil my good name simply because I was away on business when Rithor died, only shows your lack of compassion. And as for why I can not release you from your contract is because at the current time, I am unable to actually perform any funeral services. Were you to die tomorrow, you would be "disposed of" in the same fashion as you would were you not in a contract with me.

For those of you reading this, try not to be too harsh on poor sago, she has been through a lot as of late, and is having trouble upholding the high standards of her deity. Please, just be patient with her, she is trying her best.

And while I have you attention, I might as well ask if any of you have made plans as to what your loved ones would do, if you were to suffer an accident and no longer be able to continue in this world?

Hah. This just proves my point about you. You are not only lacking in compassion, but you are also incredibly patronising. AND you never miss a chance to tout for business. It disgusts me.

I have always found Stu to be a man of his word.

perhaps you should quit worrying about death sago you been there and done that so what are you worried about

SmartMonsters' Bulletin Boards Post early, post often.

SmartMonsters' Bulletin Boards
Post early, post often.